The Body Painter

"Must be slim, able to stand for long periods of time, and be impervious to the cold."

The headline caught my attention.

"Hours are negotiable, pay is minimal, clothing absolutely forbidden."

The second line piqued my curiosity.

"Able to hold your bladder and tongue, refrain from opinions or suggestions, and be the perfect living canvas."

The third made me scowl.

"Other attributes required: non-ticklish, contortionist, and obedient. Must also enjoy being studied while naked in a crowd."

The fourth made me shudder.

"Call or email 'YOUR SKIN, HIS CANVAS' if interested in applying."

The final made my heart race.

I should've kept scrolling past the advertisement.

I should've applied for the boring receptionist job at minimum wage.

I should've clicked on any other job where I got to keep my clothes on.

But I didn't.

I applied.

My interview is tomorrow…